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There’s Soap That Makes You Smell Like Gunpowder, Campfire, and Whiskey

There’s nothing quite like the smell of the outdoors, especially when you’ve been dealing with gunpowder, sitting around a campfire, drinking whiskey. Now, that of course sounds like deadly combination, but that’s also kind of the point. To live dangerously, to live like a cowboy! If you’d rather live in your McMansion, listening to Kenny G on your Amazon Echo in the bathtub, while lathering your skin with essential oils, you may need this manly soap substitute. It’ll make you smell like a cowboy, without having to experience all of the life-threatening danger of the outdoors.

If you enjoy drinking whiskey and throwing fireworks into a campfire, this soap’s for you! It not only smells awesome, but it also looks awesome. The dark patterned soap with black, red and yellow will never be mistaken for the soft, skin-soothing fruity soaps you’re used to in your McMansion. The manly soap looks exactly like it smells, like imminent threat.

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